Soul of the city, pt 2

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roach

A person who’s always asking for money or favors. A person who is dependent on others and can’t do anything for his or herself. A person who always asks for rides, borrowed money, use your cellphone to call his/her girlfriend, your good clothes to go on a date, your car to make a good impression, your computer because they forgot to pay the internet bill, and morsels of your food because they can’t afford to buy their own $1 cheeseburger. Can range from one of your friends to the crackhead asking for cigs at the gas station.

Tip for the day: A roach will never return the favor. Stay away from roaches to avoid an infestation of other fellow roaches.

“Sean is a fucking roach man. He’s always asking for money and happens to magically show up when I’m eating my food. By the time he leaves, half my fries are gone.”

Related words:

bum, crackhead, leech, bugaboo, lazy, fat