The universe made a temporary tick toward justice when bulls at the prestigious Las Ventas ring in Madrid gored two matadors and tossed another, forcing organizers to call off the bullfight for the first time in its 35 year history.
If a man wants to face off with a bull, one on one, at full strength, bring it on! Give the guy a sword, even. It's the sticking spears into the bull from a safe distance to weaken it before facing the intrepid torreador that is dirty pool.
Now look for men to develop a bull-acide, to spray on the animals. The torreador will be in less danger administering the coup de grace when he finds his prey lying on his back, legs up in the air.
(Courtesy of Numbers the roach.)